Liz Hurley is my new hero...

Liz Hurley has given me a way to both medically justify my alcoholism and help me lose weight! A vodka diet! She has given me a vodka diet! There is one caveat... I would have to give up coffee. I'm not quite sure that is a good idea for either me nor the rest of society since I am a huge bitch until I get my coffee. Maybe I couldcheat and have some espresso vodka.

The other dilemma is my obvious vodka-induced slut/rage behavior.