This weekend is going to LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!

I'm very excited about the shenanigans that will most likely take place this weekend.

Tonight I'm hanging out a person who I can only describe as a modern day Easy Rider. He is a friend of a friend, so to speak, and he seems like a cool guy. I'm sure we will be getting into some sort of trouble after many, many, many Jager shots.

Halloween this year is going to be MADNESS! Not only is it on a Saturday night but it's also Daylight Savings Time, meaning the bars will be open an extra hour. I already have two parties to stop in on, a friend's band who is playing at some bar I've never been to, and other bars/friends to see. I'm not dressing up this year but I do plan on getting as drunk as possible and watching the idiots down in Fells Point make fools of themselves. Not that I plan on staying in Fells very long, mind you. It's pretty much going to be Saddam and Gomorrah by 10pm and I don't want to stay too long lest I turn into a salt statue.

The best costume I have ever seen in Baltimore was about 4 years ago when I was walking home from one of my usual haunts. I saw a guy dressed up as a milk carton with an oversized handlebar mustache running down the street and screaming "Free milk mustache rides!". I can only hope this Saturday could compare. I've said this before and I'll say it again: If I don't end the night singing Elvis songs at karaoke and making out with a guy dressed as Papa Smurf then I have failed as a human being.

Sunday Funday will be happening again with my usual crew. Football, beer, shots, and the usual debauchery. You can't ask for a better time to end the weekend.

Happy Halloween!