There is a reason I don't drink vodka...

Gin makes me an angry drunk.
Scotch makes me a philosophic drunk.
Bourbon/Whiskey makes me a feisty drunk.
Vodka makes me a big ol’ slutty drunk. Which is why I rarely drink it if I can help it. I’d rather be a hateful drunk than a slutty drunk. Being a slutty drunk makes the chances of waking up the next morning in your own coyote ugly moment just a little bit greater. And vodka is dangerous. If made right, a vodka drink can taste very non-alcoholic and that makes me drink even more.

Last night I had a hankering to hang out at a local bar and drink some nice cocktails. The reason I chose vodka drinks is because vodka has little to no calories and I am on this diet/exercise program for the next two months. Plus, the bar that I chose never usually has many patrons- more importantly, it usually doesn’t have many single patrons or cute patrons- and thus decreasing my chances of going home with someone on my drunken/slutty/vodka rage. Boy, was I wrong. After a few vodka cocktails (and three or four shots), in walks a kind of cute guy who started to talk to me immediately. And then I changed my mind about having a low-key night. Plus, the last time I had any play was during my trip to the U.K back in May. You know the rule- if you don’t use it in six months then it falls off.

Anyway, no more vodka for me. I’ll have to come up with something else I can drink that is low on calories and won’t induce slutty behavior.